Reasons My 37 Year Old Can't Drive

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Checked my mail in the morning, and I was surprised that the DMV just sent me medical forms, not like...a license suspension or anything. My half of it was to explain my GHB usage, seizure...and Depression. I can sort of understand the first two, but....my depression might cause my license to be suspended?

I made a jerkoff video, even though I couldn't upload one. Kept getting an error message that the file wasn't compatible. I eventually looked it up, and the video was too long. I couldn't decide whether to trim the video or just upload it to Pornhub, then Tweet the link. I'm still fat enough that I'm having trouble even watching the vids, so I'll probably opt for the latter.

I drank & smoked in the afternoon, took small breaks from The Trapeze Swinger to listen to Sodom, South Georgia, then watched more Community. My poor neighbors, having to hear my guffaws through the walls. I started with the Season 3 opening, then moved on to S4: E2, and about died laughing at Annie coming in as "the Ring girl" to Jeff's boxer.

I swapped over to Bojack in the evening, but only got as far as Neal McBeal, the Navy Seal before Lady Miss Friday asked that I lay down with her. I played video games, and started sinking under the waves, but watching her contentedly snore kept me okay.