My Bed Is Into WaterSports

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Got tired of waiting for Virgin to contact me, so I went down to school to use the public phone there. Turns out that, at some point on Friday, my phone actually did get sort of activated. Not so activated that it stopped saying it needed it, but activated enough that it showed up as "attached to an account," and nobody thought to check and see if it was my account that it was attached to. In short, I was phoneless for 2 days for no reason whatsoever.

Texted Sean, who was out in Point Loma for the day, and offered to bring him his parking permit on my way to The Hole later. Jeff called - he was coming in to town, and wanted to get together in the evening. Headed over to Michael Leeper's to grab the hard drives he had been trying to save. Things are a little scattered for him right now, so we're going to try to get together another time. I invited Big Eric and a couple other folks to The Hole; most people were busy with Mother's Day stuff and couldn't join. That's never stopped me before! What has stopped me, though, is the presence of a ridicucrazy line, and that's what greeted me. I hadn't heard anything from Sean about exactly where he was, so I just made my way back to Hillcrest and Babycakes. It was busy, but not as crowded as The Hole. Chatted with a gent who seemed to know me (and who I would like to know). We were all standing outside when John Alaniz came up behind me and asked me to film him and Kyle having sex. Sure...but you know I don't have a real camera, or any experience, right? It was really less that he wanted me to play cameraman, and more that he wanted me to play costar. He started making out with me in the kitchen, even trying to get me to go down on him while his bf was pissing. I got some decent shots of the fucking - mostly of Kyle, since very few people know how to top for a camera.

Kyle passed out, John kept trying to get me to suck him off. With his bf passed out on top of him. I left to get some snacks for when they inevitably woke up hungry, then came back to wake them up. John woke up fairly easily, asking if they could sleep on the couch for a while. Sure, but I don't have any extra blankets... Kyle was harder to wake up. It took about 15 min, and then he tried to take all of the blankets with him. When we finally got him into the living room, I saw why. There was a GIANT wet spot in the middle of the bed. I briefly hoped it was maybe sweat, but it smelled pretty plainly of piss.

Called Jeff to cancel, pulled out the only clean piece of fabric remaining - a fitted sheet - put a towel down, and tried to cram myself into the wedge between the wall and the bed.