I Feel So Betrayed....

Looking about on 123greetings.com, and I found Cake Day. I was a little amazed at this, as after this past year's National Pie Day, I immediately went looking for additional excuses to stuff myself silly and couldn't find any. Then, in the midst of expressing my love of culinary holidays in physical terms, I see a link for Pie Day.

"How odd!" I think to myself, "Everyone know's National Pie Day isn't until January 23rd. What are they doing with an advertisement for it so soon?" I click the link, and apparently December 1 is Pie Day. Not National Pie Day, just Pie Day. I can find no references for this imposter, save for a couple of websites that list it, but fail to explain it. I e-mailed 123greetings, and may also e-mail the National Pie Council.

Now that I think of it, I really love pastry crust. I think I want a recipe for an edible costume. I'd imagine that it'd have to be baked onto me, and I can't think of any way to do that except for a steam room (minus the steam). Or to wait in my car on a hot day with the windows rolled up. But it would take a really long time. Totally worth it, though. I would, of course, shower just before hand, but I think the necessary heat to bake it would make me sweat, which would make it less than appetizing to eat.